Welcome to my Life

caterjunes:

"can i come in?"

"i don’t know, can you?”

cursing quietly, the vampire backed away, foiled yet again by the english teacher’s pedantry

petiterusk:

I think I can call it a part two of series “Carlos being done with Cecil’s shit”.

First thing that came to my mind when I saw this headcanon of Cecil. Unfortunately I don’t know whose headcanon is this.

Edit: Ok, I was told that it belongs to francesksgk :)

WHEN MY ALARM GOES OFF IN THE MORNING

erikitachiquita:

howdoiputthisgently:

I cannot stress how accurate this is..

the-darkest-of-lights:

herfallenunicorn:

queernymph:

thefullestrebellion:

lokiroido:

‘My sun and stars… ‘

OH MY FUCKING GOD

If anyone got me this I would marry them

I need these

I love these :)

homovikings:

two men in brooklyn duck into an alleyway

they look around the corner, down the alley, in the dumpsters, above their heads. 

safe, they breathe a sigh of relief. 

"so, as i was saying," says one, "that steve rogers kid sure is weird—"

"HEY GUYS WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT" bucky yells as he pops out of a manhole cover

lullabycubed:

welcome. he’s here.

theinterwebsseries:

October is a big month for tumblr.

funny-pictures-uk:

Best business card ever.