Welcome to my Life

Getting beaten to shit with a stick is my favorite way to end the summer

brook:

squall “no one is going to touch this virginity” leonhart

gilliansanderson:

when you do all of the work for a “group” project

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the-super-scout:

helioscentrifuge:

runtime-err0r:

itsvondell:

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then

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yeah wow that’s spot on perfect

my catchphrase

mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

prosti-noot:

queenidinamenzel:

hypable:

If you were a fan of the 2007 ABC series Pushing Daisies, then it’s time to rejoice! Even after its unfair cancelation by ABC, it looks like the series is coming back in another form.

Pushing Daisies show creator Bryan Fuller has announced that he’s hoping to bring the cast back for a project or two.

Fuller states in the interview, “I’ve had conversations very recently with Barry Sonnenfeld about financing a film, and with Kristin Chenoweth and Warner Brothers about developing a stage musical.”

Additionally, Fuller said that some sort of revival is also on its way: “We’re working on something that is definitely a Pushing Daisies revival, and the idea would be to have as many cast as we can to participate in it.”

Read more at Hypable.com

OH MY GOOOOODDDD IM SO EXCITED!!!!!!

nicoleohoh:

im in one of those ‘cuddle up with someone and watch a lame movie while i kiss their neck and casually take off their pants’ mood

thefrozensoldier:

girlsbydaylight:

manafromheaven:

omg

I’ve scrolled by this about four times now and I’ve known what’s coming for three times now.

And I still totally lost it every time.

Oh my god, Tony’s fucking face got me.

n7spectre27:

Female Shepard has to look good when saving the galaxy!